Alien Implant

I'm a big fan of VAST, especially Jon Crosby's earlier works. Just came across this vid of one of his best.

Don't read this if you want to continue your life of ignorant bliss and blind faith in your government's divine wisdom.

http://bit.ly/2YWG3h

The joke is swine flu, in case you are slow like me. :P

Lifted from a reddit post. Looks like a werewolf! Or maybe a scary kangaroo mutant? Probably lost all its hair because it lives in a prison! Duh :P



http://bit.ly/3CEHYP

(repost from nellie)

I feel sick.
http://bit.ly/1S7vFr

that in the USA, what you say to a police officer can be used against you in a court of law but NOT EVER used to help you? Thus, it makes no sense to ever do anything than exercise your 5th Amendment right when talking to a officer.

http://bit.ly/13IChF

I am straight edge. I don't do any drugs. But I am for decriminalization, like the person in this video.

is a public bathroom with walls made entirely of one-way mirrors.

Thanks to "ty" for posting this vid. I couldn't resist; i had to repost! :]

Watch your thoughts; they become words.
Watch your words; they become actions.
Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits they become character;
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.

-unknown

"Things are to be used and people are to be loved, but
the problem in today's world is that people are used and things are
loved." -unknown

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realised God doesn’t work that way, so I stole
one and prayed for forgiveness.

- Emo Philips

A student once said: "When I was a Buddhist, it drove my parents and friends crazy, but when I am a buddha, nobody is upset at all."

You could say the same thing about practitioners of every faith. I was very moved when I discovered this quote today, thanks a coworker.

"Differences in Religion are purely in the details and the facades we place around our core beliefs in order to appear unique. On the one hand, religion’s exoteric doctrines (“for the many”) designed for the common man contains all manner of interesting and original notions of what’s important (i.e. “full of sound and fury and signifying nothing”). On the other hand, the esoteric doctrines (“for the few”) are where the real meat is, and is limited to those willing to make the effort to pursue the higher truths of life. And the esoteric portions are also the connecting links of commonality of all viable religions.

"At the most fundamental level, all religions are pretty much the same. They are, after all, talking about the same Universal Creator, the same history of Earth (however much we argue about the sequence and dating of events), and the same humanoids, extraterrestrials, and interdimensional beings running amuck on the planet’s surface and surrounding space.

"Everything is connected, everything is one. But everything is also disguised in order to make it interesting in finding out how everything is one and connected."

For a REALLY INTERESTING (and not too long of a) READ, follow this link.

and my appreciation for the terrific human beings these gents were and still are.

I would dedicate this post to a wonderful LiveJournal friend of mine, but her post was locked; so me thinks her privacy outweighs her well-deserved kudos for drawing my attention to this amazing piece of art!

(not the stuffed on or the one who snatched the nut)

After being kidnapped at the age of 16 by a group of thugs and enduring a year of rapes and beatings, Assiya Rafiq was delivered to the police and thought her problems were over. Then, she said, four police officers took turns raping her. LINK

Mercy Corps advises that to stipulate that the money should go to Assiya, go ahead and DONATE it to the Mukhtar Mai fund and then, in the comment field at checkout, say that it is for Assiya Rafiq."

I Love Apple products, but this really pisses me off!

Update: Here's another pic from an exploded ipod after it got a little sun, lol. When will companies learn that the more you try to shut people up the more people talk?



No matter. I still want at iPhone. Besides, who wouldn't want a phone that doubles as a hand grenade? :D

"We already have the means to travel among the stars, but these technologies are locked up in black projects; and it would take an act of God to ever get them out to benefit humanity. Anything you can imagine, we already know how to do."

Ben Rich (former head of Lockheed Skunk Works),
stated during a 1993, Alumni Speech at UCLA

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skunk_works

71% of Fox-News-watching Americans would elect Sarah Palin as their next president.

Really?

No, wait... REALLY?

(I regret the ad in the beginning, but it's the best copy of this footage and well worth watching.)

Vulgar parody of the film, Momento. If you don't enjoy dirty jokes, you should probably skip this one.